Kristin Finlay is a former teacher, a current freelance writer, and a mother to a rowdy gang of children. In reality, one child is a remarkable adult and the other two are sassy, awesome teenagers. In her free time, Kristin obsessively reads, grudgingly works out, and ardently saves up money for the swear jar. When not excessively grooming her mangy shih-tzu, she spends evenings and weekends with her tall, dark and handsome husband who encourages her sarcasm and is frankly responsible for her bad behavior.